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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release
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Scream Turns 30 With Beltrami Score On Vinyl Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Scream franchise, as evidenced by the recent box office success of Scream 7, has had more lives than Ghostface.…

CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026
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CDs Surpass Vinyl Sales In First Half Of 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

For the better part of the last decade, vinyl has been the face of music’s physical revival. But according to…

Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl
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Badalamenti’s Blue Velvet Score Turns 40 On Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Forty years after David Lynch’s Blue Velvet changed the sound of American cinema forever, Angelo Badalamenti‘s haunting score is returning…

Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD
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Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks Hits 4K Ultra HD

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Tim Burton’s movies all have a sense of humor to them, but 1996’s Mars Attacks! is one of his more…

Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser
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Anthony Ippolito Channels Sylvester Stallone In I Play Rocky Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Peter Farrelly’s upcoming film I Play Rocky tells the true story of Sylvester Stallone’s struggle not only to get his…

Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Sunn O))) Unveils Fall 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

SUNN O))) have announced a new slate of 2026 North American headlining dates in support of their recent self-titled album,…

Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show
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Neurosis Reunion Expands with New Live Dates and Acid Bath Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Neurosis have added three live dates to their reunion beyond their already announced appearance at this year’s Fire in the…

Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive
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Sizzling Summer headphone deals on Sony Bose and Beats arrive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Looking to buy a pair of great noise-canceling headphones at the lowest price possible? Consequence has you covered with the…

Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour
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Cradle of Filth Hits Road with Moonspell for Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Cradle of Filth have announced the “Majestic in Death II” Fall 2026 North American tour in celebration of the 30th…

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

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