Oh Joy Rune Dice Drops A Demo That Will Probably Crash Your Console
The most epic news ever: a demo for Rune Dice is out, and you can play it on consoles, because,…
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Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…
Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor’s Race
   SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state’s next…
Couple Trapped On Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Decline Chance To Go Home On Carnival Cruise Ship
   SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a…
California Governor Debate Descends Into Chaos As Katie Porter Dumps Scalding Mashed Potatoes On Moderators
   MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debated between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night…
Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…
ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center
      WASHINGTON—Calling the upcoming collaboration their most “ambitious foray yet into the field of human suffering,” U.S. Immigration and Customs…
China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…