Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐ค
So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! ๐คฃ It’s a multi-billion dollar…
Category: Breaking
Oh, so the Pokรฉmon TCG is blessing us peasants with slightly shinier cardboard for the Black and White anniversary? ๐โจ๐ธ
OMG, you guys, The Pokรฉmon Company is STILL milking the nostalgia cow! ๐ฎ๐ Like, seriously, are they EVER going to…
OMG! ๐ Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust ๐ฅ or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion ๐ด from the bargain bin? ๐คฃ
OMG! ๐ฑ The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! ๐ Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…
Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers ๐ป๐
OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! ๐…
Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing ๐
OH. MY. GOD. ๐ Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…
Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back ๐ ๐๏ธ๐ถ
Oh. My. Gawd. ๐ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…
Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! ๐คก๐
OMG! ๐ฑ Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐ด๐ธ๐
Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ๐ด๐ธ In a groundbreaking interview…
Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security ๐ด๐ค๐ธ
OMG! ๐ฑ Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! ๐ค Like, who even HAS that…
John 5 Blesses Us With His Untouched Guitar Genius (Recorded After Only 73 Takes, Allegedly ๐๐ธ๐ค).
๐ธ๐จ OMG! John 5, bless his heart, just dropped a “one-take” playthrough of Mรถtley Crรผe’s “Dogs Of War”! ๐ถโ๏ธ Prepare…