Category: The Onion

       SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home,…

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       WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation,…

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       AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta…

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       A new study revealed that sharks in the Bahamas tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, painkillers, and other substances, with…

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       SAN ANSELMO, CA—Feeling surprised and delighted by his former employee’s success, Star Wars creator George Lucas reportedly called Darth Maul on…