Category: The Onion

       LOS ANGELES—In an apology to the artistic community, director Eli Roth admitted Monday that most of horror film Ice…

       The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks…

       ROME—In addition to crossing his arms and shaking his head as he listened to the tech billionaire spread blatant…

       WASHINGTON—Pleading with recipients to use their hard-earned cash more productively, a Democratic National Committee fundraising email sent out Thursday urged…

       HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of…

       Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending…

       NEW YORK—Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that…

       HAWTHORNE, CA—Providing customers with an expansive and growing library of premium content, smart doorbell manufacturer Ring launched a new…

       ARLINGTON, VA—In what may be the largest-ever disclosure of government data concerning the mysterious aerial phenomena, Pentagon officials announced…

       WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White…