LOS ANGELES—Flashing her freshly manicured nails in a show of dominance, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills cast member Kyle Richards was seen Thursday circling menacingly around the table where The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives ’ California spinoff was filming. “I don’t care what you Mormon wives get up to in Utah, but California is mine, do you hear me?” said Richards, who snarled at the cast and crew of the competing reality franchise, causing at least one frightened boom-mic operator to drop his pole and flee the scene. “You want to star in a frothy reality show about your friend group, you gotta get through me. And don’t even think about calling yourselves wives. Now back off my turf, before I make you.” At press time, the cowering group of Mormon reality stars had retreated to Newport Beach, only for The Real Housewives Of Orange County star Tamra Judge to urinate on the crew’s camera equipment.
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LOS ANGELES—Flashing her freshly manicured nails in a show of dominance, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills cast member Kyle Richards was seen Thursday circling menacingly around the table where The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives ’ California spinoff was filming. “I don’t care what you Mormon wives get up to in Utah, but California is mine,
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.