Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons to a Satanic figure. What do you think?
“Why do people see little horns and leap to ‘devil’ instead of ‘juvenile gazelle?’”
Andre Livingston, Tortilla Presser
“This is making me insecure about my horns.”
Prudence Cole, Lecture Auditor
“Huh. I didn’t realize bees had started a war against heaven.”
Glen Begley, Uplighting Specialist
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Australian researchers identified a new species of native bee with tiny horn-like projections on the female’s face, prompting comparisons to a Satanic figure. What do you think?
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