A record 40% of American women aged 15–44 say they would like to move abroad permanently, more than twice the share of men, due to a lack of faith in national institutions stemming from Donald Trump’s presidency and the overturning of Roe v. Wade. What do you think?
“I hear abroad is nice this time of year.”
Carrie Sharpe, Systems Analyst
“Fine. More discrimination for me.”
Gerard Osgood, Retired Jogger
“They’ll come running back when they see how much we’re spending on AI.”
Scott Bleakley, Fleece Softener
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A record 40% of American women aged 15–44 say they would like to move abroad permanently, more than twice the share of men, due to a lack of faith in national institutions stemming from Donald Trump’s presidency and the overturning of Roe v. Wade. What do you think?
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