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Therapeutic Movement: Because Laying on the Couch Isn’t Working for You, Apparently
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Therapeutic Movement: Because Laying on the Couch Isn’t Working for You, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! Four Zoom classes (July 1, 8, 15 & 22, 20:00-21:30 Argentina time) to unlock your inner🧘‍♀️ with “Neuroscience of…

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Cercanía 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! Cercanía 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🤩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch
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Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! A “super potente” 1h15 sesh in petit comité to play with facilitation? 🤣 Guaranteeing workshop success? 🤔 Yeah, right!…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)
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One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

Maria, Mary, Jean, Carrey & Sacha 🤣 will present groundbreaking research on…wait for it…ONE-YEAR-OLDS!🤯 Prepare for deep dives into Hong…

Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die
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Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! 🤑 $500 & “huge” prize bags for 1st place at the Connecticut Barber Expo! Prepare to battle for clippers,…

Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!
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Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another 21 & Over “Day Party LA” (because LA needs MORE day parties). They’ll be filming you WITHOUT…

FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy
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FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! 🙄 Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the…

R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
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R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…

Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)
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Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 💧𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏💧 PRESENTS: The “Can’t Miss” Pool Party of 2025!** 💦😈 Get ready to risk it all on May…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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