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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…

Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing
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Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 We Love To Give Sneaker Ball is June 28th 2025, 6pm-10pm at Knights Of Columbus, Glenside, PA. Dress…

Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled

Chuck B. BallsyJune 27, 2025

Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! 🌮🌵 For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…

W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
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W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! 🤣 Tickets are like your ex—once you commit,…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! 🍷 Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…

Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…

Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
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Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets
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Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! 🚨 Tues 6/24, get ready to LOSE at poker! 🤡 Meet “cool” peeps & fund Patriot PAWS! 🐶 John…

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