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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡
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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! 🛡️ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer 🧦🤷‍♀️😂

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? 🤷‍♀️) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂
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So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
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Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? 🤣👻🎤

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! 👻 Is this…

🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!
🎸 «Exclusive for Metal Fans: Dull Shirts’ Insane Promo — Be Cool or Stay Basic!
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🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 8, 2025January 8, 2025

Calling all heavy metal fans and lovers of sarcastic fashion: «Dull Shirts» has just declared war on boring outfits! If…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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