Alice Cooper’s Grand Return: Prepare to be Rocked (in a Wheelchair)
So, Ozzy is finally pushing up daisies , and we’re all weeping into our lukewarm beers , aren’t we? But…
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BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…
Democrat’s Brainwave: A+ Plan to Save the Dems (Spoiler: It Involves Rainbows and Unicorns)
Oh, no! The Deep State’s funding is being cut! How will they push their woke agenda now? Of course, the…
DOJ Gets Rid of Some Lawyers Who Maybe Didn’t Salute Hard Enough
Another day, another deep state purge! President Trump is STILL draining the swamp, folks! These so-called “senior antitrust attorneys” probably…
Upcoming Horror Game I Hate This Place: More Like I Hate This Game, Am I Right
Oh, great, another survival horror game! 🙄 As if we needed more jump scares and poorly optimized gameplay. Broken Mirror…
The Sims 4 Uses FKA twigs’ Music Video to Trick You Into Buying More Stuff
Ah, yes, The Sims 4: Enchanted by Nature, the expansion pack so “enchanting” it had to bribe FKA twigs to…
MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! 🗣️ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…
‘2000 Meters to Nowhere’: A CNN Photo Op in Ukraine’s Ongoing Totally-Not-a-Stalemate
Another tear-jerker from the Fake News CNN, folks! This time, they’re pushing a “documentary” about Ukrainian soldiers. I bet it’s…
Ozzy’s Dead, Charts Go Wild: A Post-Mortem Billboard Bonanza
According to Billboard.com, two of Ozzy Osbourne’s classic songs (and by “classic” we mean, like, kinda old) have FINALLY made…
OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!
Oh, HONEY! 💅Another Frankenstein? Seriously? 🙄 Like we haven’t seen this story retold more times than there are filters on…