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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

Finn McFrameJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
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IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie
Keanu Ripped and Resold: Summit Turns Wick Cameo Into Feature Film
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Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie

Finn McFrameJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

In a move that screams both desperation and capitalist brilliance, Summit Entertainment is releasing a standalone film made entirely out…

Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
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Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…

Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else
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Jerry Cantrell’s “I Want Blood” Video: Featuring Duff and Mike, Because Apparently Jerry Couldn’t Find Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Jerry Cantrell, the dude who isn’t Layne Staley (RIP, forever missed 🥺), has dropped a new solo track called “I…

Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? 😴 Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas 🙄

Finn McFrameMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows 🍿🧛‍♂️
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“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows 🍿🧛‍♂️

Finn McFrameMarch 31, 2025March 31, 2025

Hollywood is buzzing with excitement once again! 🎬 This time, the spotlight is on the beleaguered project “Blade,” which has…

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