“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…
Tag: movie
OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡
Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! 🛡️ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…
ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…
Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…
Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. 🙄🎬
OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…
Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options 🙄🚌🍎🚀.
OMG! 😱 Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…
“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices 🐕🌲🤔.
So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…
Ex-Megadeth bassist boasts he’s so rich he can finally afford to listen to Megadeth on *premium* streaming 🤑😂🎸.
OMG, you guys! 🙄 David Ellefson, the guy who used to slap the bass for MEGADETH (before, you know, *that*…
Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas💅🎬🙄
Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…
Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️♀️🤔
OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…