Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…
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Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…
Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…
Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…
Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…
Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
NetEase Dumps Gacha, Makes “AAA” Wuxia Game No One Asked For
Oh, great, another game announcement! 🙄 NetEase Games, the masters of churning out mobile games and that one vaguely popular…
Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…