Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…
Tag: rock
Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…
GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…
IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…
Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
American noise rock from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
«Shit Rock» from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…
AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps
OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…