Dave Mustaine’s Delusional Rant: I Basically Invented Metallica, You’re Welcome
So, Dave Mustaine, bless his pointy-guitar-loving heart, did another interview. This time, with some ex-Navy SEAL/CIA dude, because, you know,…
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Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…
Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years
**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6…
Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…
DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
Oh great, another director for the X-Men? 🙄 Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤔), is…
IN THIS MOMENT Announces Summer 2025 U.S. Tour: Prepare for Peak Cringe, Featuring a Symphony of Questionable Life Choices 🤘🤡💅
IN THIS MOMENT, the band that makes you question if you accidentally wandered into a Hot Topic clearance sale, has…
Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them 👴👵😂.
OMG! 🙄 Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow 🐄! Apparently, it’s been…
🤯 Dull Shirts’ Epic Sale: Heavy Metal Tees, 25% Off, and Zero Regrets!
Calling all heavy metal fans and lovers of sarcastic fashion: «Dull Shirts» has just declared war on boring outfits! If…