SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…
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‘Spinal Tap’ Director Hilariously Roasts BLACK SABBATH’s Brains After Band Mistakenly Thinks Stonehenge Scene Was Ripped Off From Them
Rob Reiner, the cinematic genius 🙄 behind the *cough* “iconic” mockumentary “This Is Spinal Tap”, has *dared* to criticize the…
Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for July 5, 2025! Independence Day Demolition Derby & Fireworks! 🎆Sponsored by Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Grill…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…
Jamie Lever’s Show: Prepare for Laughter or Facepalm
**OMG! 🤩 “The JAMIE LEVER Show – Seattle” is happening on Fri, 01 Aug, 2025 at 07:00 pm at Meydenbauer…
Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
Savatage’s 2025 Comeback: Johnny Lee Middleton States the Obvious
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with Eonmusic at Hellfest 2025, SAVATAGE bassist Johnny Lee Middleton revealed the band’s ingenious…
‘Crimson Tide 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Incoming
Oh, sweet Neptune’s beard! 🧜♂️ Jerry Bruckheimer, bless his octogenarian heart, is apparently smoking something stronger than sea kelp and…
Coney Island’s Summer Biz Starts with People Stuffing Their Faces with Hot Dogs, What a World
Another July 4th, and CNN is pushing the same old leftist propaganda, this time disguised as a puff piece about…
The Gathering’s ‘Mandylion’ Reunion: Still Kicking (Barely) in the Netherlands
Oh, look, it’s THE GATHERING, dusting off their “Mandylion” album for a 30th-anniversary cash grab! 💰 Featuring the legendary (debatable)…