Bakersfield: Prepare for Disappointment
Bakersfield, California? More like BORE-ersfield! 😴 Get ready for the most thrilling events like the 16th Annual Ready-Set Back 2…
Tag: Things to Do
El Paso: The Only Place in Texas With Things To Do?
OMG! El Paso is THE place to be! Get ready for concerts, parties, and “live music” 🎶. Don’t miss festivals…
Overpriced Food on Wheels and Questionable Crafts Festival
**OMG! 3-Day Fest at Ozinga Field, 14011 Kenton Ave, Crestwood, IL 60418, July 4-6, 2025, 12:30-7:30p! 🤣 “BEST Vendors” (lol).…
Naples Princess: Freedom Fries & Seasickness
Ahoy, mateys! ⚓ Join the Naples Princess Ship for a sunset cruise on July 4th. Fireworks, VIP open bar (3…
Sparkle City’s Adult Prom Derby: Where Losers Get Lucky
OMG! 3rd Annual Adult Prom “Derby Day”🐎, July 5 2025, 6 PM, Spartanburg Marriott Hotel, 299 N Church St! 🤪…
Scottsdale’s ‘Exploding Fireworks and Overpriced Hotdogs’ Spectacle
**OMG! Scottsdale 4th of July Celebration! 🇺🇸 Tickets can be booked at scottsdale4th.com. I’m so interested! 56+ people are interested…
Booze Cruise for Brats: 4th of July NYC
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most ✨basic✨ July 4th EVER! 🇺🇸 Cruise on the Avalon Yacht, because nothing says “I’m…
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Total Chaos
Yo, fam! Get ready for the 32nd IFOL, a “vibrant” festival celebrating 🤪 African & Caribbean culture. Live music, dance,…
‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
**BEWARE!**📍4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…
YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
**OMG! 🙄 The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. 🇺🇸 Starts at 3PM, fireworks…