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Tag: Woke

🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡
📖🌀 Rewrite History, Fix Oppression, and Cancel the Space-Time Continuum in This Wild «Back to the Future» Game 🚀🚫
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🕰️ New «Back to the Future» Game Promises to Rewrite the Past, Present, and Future – Literally ✊⚡

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

🚗💨 BLM to the Future: Reparations Quest – that’s the name of the unexpected new video game reportedly inspired by…

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
🤡 All for One, None for the Audience: Feminist Musketeers Flop Hard! 📉🎬
Movie News

⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭

Finn McFrameFebruary 4, 2025February 4, 2025

Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱
🎮 Game Studios Abandon Woke! Players Rejoice Over Agenda-Free Gaming 🕹️
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🌟 Breaking: DEI Crumbles as Studios Focus on Fun Over Preaching! 😱

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2025January 13, 2025

Gaming studios across the globe are reportedly abandoning the DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) philosophy, causing a stir in both…

Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
Greta Thunberg is the VILLAIN in Mass Effect 5?! 😱😱😱
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Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 17, 2024December 17, 2024

In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…

🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!
🚗 Buckle Up! The Game Awards 2024 Promises Non-Woke Surprises That’ll Shatter Reality 🚒
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🚨 Finally, AAA Games Without Woke Nonsense? Game Awards 2024 Set to Break the Internet!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 12, 2024December 12, 2024

The countdown is over, gamers! The Game Awards 2024 — that annual spectacle of world premieres, awkward celebrity cameos, and…

🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔
😂 Top 10 Gaming Disasters of 2024: Critics Fear the Wrath of Woke?
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🎮 Metacritic’s WORST Games of 2024: Where’s Woke «Dragon Age: The Veilguard»? 🤔

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 9, 2024December 9, 2024

Ah, the annual tradition of gaming schadenfreude — the Metacritic Top 10 Worst Games list is here, and boy, it’s…

Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥
«Woke» Game Dev Loses Tongue After Epic Twitter Meltdown! 👅💥
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Obsidian Art Director CANCELLED After Elon Musk Showdown! 😱🔥

Finn McFrameNovember 29, 2024November 29, 2024

Oh boy, buckle up buttercup, because the drama llama just birthed a whole alpaca farm over at Obsidian Entertainment! 🦙💥…

🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴
💸 Hollywood’s Crisis: Why Your Favorite Movies Got Woke and Broke 🚨
Movie News

🎬 Hollywood’s New Villain? Ex-Disney Boss Blames DEI for Cringe-Worthy Content 🥴

Finn McFrameOctober 30, 2024October 30, 2024

Ah, Hollywood — the land where dreams go to get diluted into corporate mush. In a recent interview with the…

CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!
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CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!

Finn McFrameOctober 11, 2024October 11, 2024

In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the gaming community (and triggered more than a few internet meltdowns),…

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