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Day: May 2, 2025

Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Napalm Death in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Grindcore from England (without Shane Embury for some reason)

Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Melvins in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Alternative metal from Washington!

Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)
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Weedeater in Charlotte, NC (05/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2025

Sludge metal from Wilmington, North Carolina!

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account πŸ€˜πŸ’°πŸ˜ˆ
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account πŸ€˜πŸ’°πŸ˜ˆ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! πŸ‘‘ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed πŸ€‘), has decided that your measly…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now
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Chobani CEO Warns New Hire They In The Yogurt Game Now

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Β Β Β Β Read MoreThe OnionNEW BERLIN, NYβ€”Taking the rookie employee aside to offer him β€œa word to the wise,” Chobani CEO Hamdi…

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