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Day: May 14, 2025

VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee
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VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! šŸ™„ Another “Learning Event” to recap… LEARNING!🤯 About the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. Yawn.😓 VAWG is the focus,…

Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
Steam Users Waking Up to a New Game They Never Bought. Thanks, Ubisoft?
Games News

Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…

Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant
The Onion

Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant

FinnMay 14, 2025

Ā Ā Ā Ā Read MoreThe OnionThe post Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant appeared first on The Onion.Ā Ā …

Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
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Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø At PAX East, they unveiled…

Couple Declines To Attend Chinese Underground Church Over Lack Of Children’s Programming
Babylon Bee

Couple Declines To Attend Chinese Underground Church Over Lack Of Children’s Programming

FinnMay 14, 2025

XUANHUA — One local family’s search for a new place of worship continued last weekend, as a couple declined to…

Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
Breaking

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? šŸ™„ Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
Breaking

FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! šŸ™„ Remedy Entertainment, bless their…

Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
Breaking

Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…

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