OMG, Is Hunter Schafer About To Bless (Ruin?) The New Zelda Movie?
OMG! 🙄 Apparently, Hollywood is officially out of ideas, folks! They’re “considering” Hunter Schafer for Princess Zelda in the upcoming…
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Ex-PlayStation Dude Says Xbox Game Pass is Spooky and Will Steal Your Soul
Oh no! 😱 The sky is falling! 🐔 Former PlayStation bigwig Shuhei Yoshida, the oracle of gaming doom, has emerged…
The Wire Actor’s Kid Does Extreme Skydiving, Blames Tornado
OMG! 🚨 Poot from “The Wire” (yeah, that’s all he’s ever done) claims a tornado demolished his house in Georgia!…
WEDNESDAY 13: ‘I’ve Learned How To Adapt (By Selling Out)’
Oh, look, it’s Wednesday 13, the guy who peaked in the early 2000s and is STILL talking about MURDERDOLLS. In…
Study Finds Weed Use Linked To Early Heart Disease
Read MoreThe OnionA study found that healthy people who regularly smoked marijuana or consumed THC-laced edibles showed signs of early…
Federal Judge Overturns Law Of Gravity
U.S. — The country was thrown into chaos this morning as a federal judge from the D.C. District Court overturned…
Kelly Hansen and Foreigner’s Farewell Tour: Will He Cry on Stage? Place Your Bets
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except everyone), FOREIGNER‘s Kelly Hansen, a man who has been…
Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)
DEF LEPPARD, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, have graced us with some “behind-the-scenes” footage of Vivian Campbell’s triumphant return to the…
Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…
Stephen King Movies: According to This Guy (Who Thinks He’s a Critic)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, another Stephen King adaptation? 🙄 As if we needed more nightmare fuel for our already messed-up…