Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂
OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokémon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…
Month: May 2025
So you think your phone’s already peak performance? Think again, buttercup 🤣, ’cause these totally essential accessories will *definitely* make it…slightly less terrible. 🙄
Okay, listen up, sheeple! 🐑 You think you need a smartphone to survive? Newsflash: pigeons navigated the world for centuries…
Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares 💸), have graced…
John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷♂️😂🎸
OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…
Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!
Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!
Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!
Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
Shock rock from South Florida!
Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
American nu metal from Peoria, Illinois!
Rambo: First Blood… Donor? Millennium Milks the Cash Cow Again
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Another prequel? Because Hollywood is just *bursting* with original ideas, right? Rambo’s origin story? I’m sure…