Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…
Month: May 2025
Features Of Meta’s New AI App
Read MoreThe OnionIn an effort to compete with the popularity of ChatGPT, Meta has launched its very own standalone AI…
Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?
So, apparently, Chris Beattie, the dude who held the bass hostage in Hatebreed for, like, ever, finally decided real estate…
WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
COMPUTEX 2025: Corsair’s MAKR 75 Kit – Because Apparently You Can’t Handle a Prebuilt Keyboard Like a Grown-Up
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Corsair, bless their little cotton socks, has decided that *we*, the unwashed masses of…
San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships
**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…
Coworking Space: Because Working From Home is Clearly Too Productive
**OMG! 🙄 Another “Gründungstalk” for Coworking wannabes! 🤣 Gabriele Köhler (ex-bank manager, now “process whisperer” 🧙♀️) & Andreas Christ (“Politikerklärer”…
“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)
OMG! Another “find your purpose” workshop? 🙄 As if your life is a missing sock. This guru promises enlightenment via…
PERMA-fied Aufrichts: Because Lesson Planning is SO Last Century
Oh NOOOO! 🙄 Another PERMA teach-in? Prepare for maximum positivity, folks! Multiplikator:innen + teachers (all levels) who’ve already suffered PERMA.teach,…
English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos
OMG! LRS & English? 🤯 Is your kid doomed? Marleen Dudjahn (Duden Institute) will tell you! Learn why English is…