Steam Breach Exposes 89 Million Accounts — And You Got Assassin’s Creed As a Bonus!
2025 might’ve just hit its gaming low point. Valve’s beloved platform Steam — the digital playground of broke gamers and…
Month: May 2025
Bill Belichick Fairly Sure He Clapping for Correct Beauty Pageant Contestant
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? 🤷♀️ At PAX East, they unveiled…
Couple Declines To Attend Chinese Underground Church Over Lack Of Children’s Programming
XUANHUA — One local family’s search for a new place of worship continued last weekend, as a couple declined to…
Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…
“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…
FBC: Janitor Simulator 2023 – Now with More Mold! (Ahti’s Still Not Impressed)
Oh, look, another “AAA” studio trying to milk a beloved IP for all it’s worth! 🙄 Remedy Entertainment, bless their…
Oh GREAT, Steve Perry and Willie Nelson Ruin a Perfectly Good Journey Song, Just What the World Needed
🚨🚨BREAKING: Steve Perry, formerly known as the voice of JOURNEY (but let’s be real, the *only* reason anyone listened), has…
So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers
**OMG! 🙄 2-day workshop! Learn 2 optimize grid energy storage! 🔋💸 DTE Energy & EPRI experts spill secrets on battery…