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Metal Blade Records, a label known for its impeccable taste (citation needed), has apparently signed Tasmanian death metal band PSYCROPTIC.…
Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? 🙄 Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…
The Babylon Bee was saddened to learn of the passing of former President Joe Biden. [Note: Make sure this does…
On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…
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American death metal band from Dallas, Texas!
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…
Regal’s Summer Movie Express (SMX) is BACK for 2025, baby! 🎉 Get ready to shell out a whopping $1 (yes,…
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