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Day: June 2, 2025

FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
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FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…

Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
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Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…

Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way
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Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Race Vs Culture: The Black Experience” 🎬 is dropping! Prepare for *authentic* voices™️ discussing Black identity in America!…

Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
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Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom

Finn McFrameJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…

The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! 🎭 Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

Maryland Deathfest 2025: Our Jackal.Today Squad Takes on Baltimore!
Maryland Deathfest 2025: Best Bands, Worst Sets, and Shots
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Maryland Deathfest 2025: Our Jackal.Today Squad Takes on Baltimore!

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

This year marked the 20th anniversary of Maryland Deathfest (MDF), and for our crew, it was our third pilgrimage to…

CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
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CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…

Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills
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Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Gaming? Leading the way in technology? 🤣 More like leading the way in draining your bank account and turning you…

Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood
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Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood

Finn McFrameJune 2, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionRENO, NV—Switching out the torque wrench for something with a little more “oomph,” local sources fiddling under the…

Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment
“I Cost a Billion?!”: Taylor Swift Sells All Her Cars to Reclaim Albums No One Asked For
Music News

Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Taylor Swift — spiritual leader of sad white girls, cat mom influencer, and unofficial president of breakup ballads — is…

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