Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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Day: June 14, 2025
AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…
Missoula’s “No Kings” Parade: Because Royalty is SO Last Season
**OMG! 11+ people are *interested* in… something?** 🤷♀️ Tickets? Maybe. Required? Who knows! 🤣 Click “Notify me” for ultimate suspense!…
SharkFest 2025: Idaho’s Lamest Excuse for a Car Show
OMG! 22+ people are interested in SharkFest 2025 – Idaho’s Biggest Drift/Car Show! 🦈🚗💨 Book your tickets NOW! (link in…
Piyush Mishra’s UdanKhatola: Still Not a Real Flying Machine, Guys
OMG! 🙄 “All Sales Are Final”! 😂 So, if Piyush decides to lip-sync or juggle cats, you’re stuck with it!…
Taste of Joliet 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**Joliet’s culinary and auditory extravaganza returns! 🍔🎶 Taste of Joliet, June 20–22, 2025, at Busey Bank Field, 3000 W. Jefferson…
Roosters: Comedy so bad, you’ll want to CLUCK yourself
🤣💨 Tokes & Jokes: Colorado’s Groundbreaking Comedy & Cannab*s Spectacle! Prepare for uncontrollable laughter (maybe)! Tetra Lounge, Denver, CO, is…
Oh No, Not Again! Israel’s Former PM Thinks Iran’s Nuke Program Is Still a Thing
Oh, no! Not Iran again! Here we go with the ex-Israeli PM, probably a secret Democrat, whining about Iran’s nuke…
Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…
Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…