Oh, the humanity! Or rather, the lack thereof! Seems some illegals, who were being graciously housed in a New Jersey detention center (probably nicer than my first apartment), decided they didn’t care for our hospitality and busted out. Kicking through a wall? Sounds like a job for the Keystone Cops, but probably funded by Soros.
Two have been caught, but two are still on the lam. And what were these guys in for? Oh, just aggravated assault, terroristic threats, burglary – you know, the usual hobbies of upstanding citizens. I bet the liberal media will spin this as a “humanitarian crisis” caused by mean old Trump.
Of course, the bleeding hearts are already whining about “chronic food shortages” and “undrinkable water.” Give me a break! They’re getting free room and board, and probably better meals than our veterans. And a sitting Democrat congresswoman was arrested protesting there? Figures. Probably part of the Deep State’s plan to destabilize America by letting criminals roam free.
$10,000 reward for these guys? I’d chip in if I thought it would actually go to someone who isn’t a card-carrying member of Antifa. Wake up, America! This is what happens when you let the Democrats run the asylum – or in this case, the detention center.

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.