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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
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FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

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Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens
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Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

TikTok, the spyware app beloved by brain-dead Gen Z liberals, gets YET ANOTHER lifeline from the Deep State! Trump, in…

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Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

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CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot
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CNN Business Reports: Some Dude Filming a ‘No Kings’ Thingy Got Busted and Might Get the Boot

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another so-called “journalist” from El Salvador crying about deportation. CNN is clutching its pearls because this guy, Mario…

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
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Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”
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GOP Senator Accidentally Deletes Hilarious Tweets About Minnesota Shootings, Claims “Hacking”

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the delicate sensibilities of the Left! Apparently, Senator Mike Lee dared to point out the obvious: that Marxist ideology…

“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics
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“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after…

‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN
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‘Bride Hard’ or ‘Bride So Hard She Forgot the Comedy Part’ | CNN

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another Hollywood Blockbuster? More like another opportunity for the woke mob to sneak their leftist garbage into our theaters! “Bride…

Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)
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Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting…

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander Mistakenly Detained by ICE in Bizarre Courtroom Mix-Up, Proving Even Politicians Aren’t Safe From Bureaucratic Blunders
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