Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport
Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—Expressing concern that the small aircraft was going to accidentally hurt itself in its panic, passengers at O’Hare…
Day: June 18, 2025
Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…
Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…
British Doctor Arrested For Misgendering Baby He Just Murdered
LONDON — Local obstetrician Doctor Roger Davidson was arrested this morning after he allegedly misgendered the baby he just finished…
In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎤🎸 Witness live music🤪 with…