Borderlands 4: Still Looting, Still Shootin’, Still Borderlands-ing
CGMagazine was tragically invited (at gunpoint, probably) to 2K’s California offices for a “hands-on” session with Borderlands 4, where I,…
Day: June 18, 2025
Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…
Noem throws a tantrum, demands total power over disaster funds, potentially dooming us all
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, fearless leader Kristi Noem is actually trying to stop the endless flow of taxpayer…
The Offspring inflict four whole songs on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ viewers
THE OFFSPRING, those purveyors of mid-life crisis anthems, graced the stage of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” last night (Tuesday, June…
Indonesia’s Volcano Throws Temper Tantrum, Ash Edition | CNN
Another volcano eruption? Probably caused by those climate change fanatics trying to Geoengineer the planet. Bet you anything it’s a…
Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…
Juneteenth 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Open (and More Importantly, What’s CLOSED, You Peasant)
Oh, goodie, another day off for the libs to celebrate victimhood! CNN reports that Americans will be “celebrating” Juneteenth, the…
DragonForce Extends Their Totally Rad (and Not at All Exhausting) 2025 North American Tour, Prepare to be DragonForced
Grammy-nominated (for participation trophies, probably) extreme power metal legends DRAGONFORCE (because who else would claim that title?) have announced MORE…
UBS Gets Hacked (Again!), Blames Some Random Provider
Another day, another cyberattack, and guess what? It’s those sneaky Swiss banks, UBS and Pictet, caught with their lederhosen down!…
Ethan Embry’s Career Hits Rock Bottom: Stars in ‘Alma and the Wolf’
Hollywood liberals are at it again, pushing their woke agenda with a “psychological thriller” set in the Pacific Northwest. You…