Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over $60 BILLION in American semiconductor manufacturing. Can you believe it? Jobs, jobs, jobs – just like our great President promised!
Of course, CNN can’t help but mention that some companies were expanding *before* Trump’s second term. Yeah, right. It’s all smoke and mirrors, folks. They’re trying to downplay the Trump effect, but we know the truth. It’s Trump’s tariffs and America-first policies that are scaring these companies into bringing jobs back home where they belong! And don’t even get me started on DeepSeek, that Chinese AI company. They are trying to steal our secrets, but President Trump is on guard!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
