DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank

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The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these clowns? They’re so busy pushing their woke agenda and open border policies that they forgot to ask people for money.

The RNC has a whopping $72.4 million, while the DNC is scraping by with a measly $15 million. Looks like nobody wants to fund their socialist schemes. They’re even considering a line of credit! Maybe they should try selling AOC’s tears or Hunter Biden’s “artwork” to make ends meet.

And the infighting! David Hogg, the professional victim, threw a tantrum and quit, and two union bosses stormed out, probably because they realized the whole party is a dumpster fire. Meanwhile, DNC officials are trying to spin this as a sign of “grassroots support.” Sure, because nothing says “grassroots” like being broke and dysfunctional.

The DNC is whining about needing to be more “aggressive” with their messaging. Maybe they should try telling the truth for once instead of pushing their leftist propaganda. But hey, at least they won a race in Wisconsin! That’s like winning a participation trophy at the Special Olympics. Pathetic.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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