CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the drama! Will the RINOs in the Senate finally get on board with Trump’s America First agenda, or will they cave to the radical left and their socialist schemes?
Thune predicts a vote by next week. Can you believe the timeline? They’re rushing to finalize the bill, trying to appease the usual suspects. The swamp creatures are probably plotting ways to sabotage the whole thing.
The Byrd Bath? Sounds like some kind of Deep State ritual! Apparently, it’s a process to make sure the bill complies with Senate rules. Rules created by a DEMOCRAT to stop bills passing? You can’t make this up.
The outstanding issues? More like outstanding opportunities for the Democrats to whine and obstruct. State and local tax deductions? More handouts to the liberal elite in California and New York. Medicaid? The left wants to bankrupt the country with their socialist healthcare fantasies. Green energy tax credits? A joke! More money for useless windmills and solar panels while real Americans struggle to pay their bills.
And then it goes back to the House. Will they cave to the Senate’s version, or will they stand strong for Trump’s vision? Speaker Johnson better have his act together, or the radical left will win again.

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