Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…
Day: June 23, 2025
Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…
NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…
OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
**Yeehaw!** 🤠Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…
NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…