CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
Day: June 23, 2025
UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
AI’s gonna steal your job? Cry about it here
Oh, the horror! Silicon Valley elites, probably funded by Soros himself, are now whining that AI will steal our jobs.…
“Ashdod Gets a Free Fireworks Show Courtesy of Iran (Dashcam Edition)”
Oh, look, Iran finally decided to stop funding Democrat campaigns and actually fire a missile. Probably paid for with the…
Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)
So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…
Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day
Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting…
Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…
Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their “woke” agenda, is crying about how a judge is supposedly soft…