Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
Day: June 26, 2025
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite appeared first on The Onion.  FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities
TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…
Kate Bush’s “Little Shrew” to Invade Cinemas: Prepare for Rodent Mania
Oh great, another Kate Bush short film. 🙄Little Shrew, written and directed by the one and only Kate Bush (yes,…
Ecuador’s ‘Fito’ Caught: Did He Trip Over His Own Ego or What
Another win for law and order, folks! Ecuador’s “most wanted man,” probably a deep-state operative trained by Soros himself, is…
FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😠The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…
AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…