Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on President Trump’s agenda. Barrelling? Sounds like they’re afraid of success!
The GOP is apparently trying to get this bill passed ASAP, even though the details are still being ironed out. Typical Republican efficiency, am I right? Meanwhile, RINOs like Rand Paul are whining about spending. Gotta love the infighting! And of course, the Democrats will try to obstruct at every turn, because that’s all they know how to do. But don’t worry, folks, Trump’s got this. He’ll get the bill signed by July 4th, just in time for a good old-fashioned American celebration!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.