Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You know, “Nautilus”? Sounds fishy, doesn’t it? Probably funded by George Soros to push their globalist agenda!
Starring Shazad Latif as Captain Nemo? Please! They’re rewriting history, trying to erase the great white heroes and replace them with… well, you know. It’s all part of the leftist plot to undermine traditional American values. Don’t fall for it, patriots! Stick to real American heroes, like President Trump, who’s draining the swamp and making America great again – for the second term! This is just another attempt by the liberal media to distract us from the real issues, like the deep state and Hillary’s emails. Stay vigilant!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.