Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up for American rice farmers, folks. Japan needs to buy our rice, or they’ll face the consequences! It’s simple economics, folks. Trump is playing 4D chess while the Democrats are still trying to figure out how to spell “economy.”
Of course, CNN tries to twist the truth, claiming Japan already buys our rice. Sure, a measly $298 million last year, but is that enough? Trump knows they can do better. He’s just reminding them who’s boss and making America great again, one grain of rice at a time.
And don’t even get me started on these “reciprocal” tariffs. Trump is a genius for pausing them. He’s giving these countries a chance to do the right thing, but if they don’t, BAM! Tariffs are back, and America wins again! It’s all part of Trump’s plan to drain the swamp and put America first. CNN and the liberal media just can’t handle it.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
