Man Gets Stuck In Chimney While Trying To Rescue Dog Trapped In Building
Read MoreThe OnionFirefighters had to rescue a man who got stuck in the chimney of a Connecticut parks building while…
Month: June 2025
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! 🤣 Tickets are like your ex—once you commit,…
Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! 🍷 Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…
Hamas Claims Responsibility For NYC Mayoral Primary
NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the results of last night’s mayoral primary in New…
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
Mick Wall’s Heart Goes Boom Again, Please Donate (Or Don’t, We’re Not Your Boss)
Oh, the sweet sounds of desperation! A fundraising campaign has been launched for the one and only Mick Wall, the…
NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…
Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Beached Whale: Luxury Car Flambé Headed for Cancun
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the radical Left’s obsession with electric vehicles! A cargo ship, the “Morning Midas” (probably…
The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…