USS Harvey Milk To Be Renamed ‘USS No Homo’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the…
Month: June 2025
Metallica in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
America's #1 Heavy Metal from Los Angeles! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Peter Hook & the Light in Asheville, NC (06/03/2025)
English post-punk! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Ubisoft Backward 2025 event: when your best game is still from 2003
In a bold display of creative bankruptcy, Ubisoft announced they’re scrapping their usual Ubisoft Forward event and replacing it with…
Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…
“Unforgettable” New Movie Guaranteed to Make You Gasp (and Maybe Snore)
Oh boy, film “fans” are “eagerly” awaiting another pretentious art-house flick that’s apparently so mind-blowing, it’s making people gasp louder…
SEETHER And DAUGHTRY Announce Geriatric U.S. Tour With P-O-D-unk
OMG! SEETHER and DAUGHTRY, the dynamic duo of dad-rock despair, are gracing the U.S. with their presence this fall! 🎸🤮…
SODOM Drops New Single ‘Taphephobia’ – Are They Afraid of Tap Dancing Now
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SODOM, who probably still think it’s cool to wear studded belts indoors, have dropped a…
3 Forgotten Flops You Can Hate-Watch in June 2025
If you’re desperately clawing for something to watch and have exhausted every cat video on YouTube, “Watch With Us” is…
