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Month: June 2025

Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
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Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…

Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
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Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…

River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
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River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…

Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza
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Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

Refunds? Nah! 😂 All sales are final for the Build the Bridge Girls Flag Football Showcase. No refunds for anything!…

Booze Cruise with Explosions
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Booze Cruise with Explosions

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! ⛵️ Join the July 4th Boston Sailing & Firework Celebration!** Head to Winthrop for 3 hours of “unobstructed”…

US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics
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US’s Top Brass Hat Spills the Beans to Congress (as if they’re listening) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Of course, the liberal media is trying to downplay President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuclear sites! CNN reports that…

Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call
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Newsom Sues Fox News for Reporting on That Totally Not Awkward Trump Call

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another desperate attempt by a virtue-signaling lib to stay relevant. Gavin Newsom, the…

Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…

Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial
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Diddy’s Drama: Key Dirt and Receipts from the Trial

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Diddy, that paragon of woke culture, is in trouble? I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all…

Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN
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Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is reporting that Republicans are upset with Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough because…

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