CNN’s Daniel Dale Bravely Fact-Checks Trump’s Totally Real, Not-At-All-Imaginary ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’
Oh, CNN and their “fact-checks”! You just know they’re twisting everything President Trump says about his HUGE, BEAUTIFUL bill. They…
Month: June 2025
Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Says Terror Scale Now Bigger Than Ever, Must Be Seen to Be Believed
Oh, the horror! The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is hyperventilating again about Russia. Apparently, the “scale of terror is growing.” You…
Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
Scientists No Closer To Uncovering Where Friend Finds These Bozos
Read MoreThe OnionMADISON, WI—Warning that each new iteration of dummy seems to be more witless than the last, a team…
Gavin Newsom Sues Gavin Newsom For Ruining His Political Career
SACRAMENTO, CA — Sources close to Gavin Newsom say that the California governor is launching a lawsuit against Governor Gavin…
‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You…
THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…
Starbucks Trembles: China’s Coffee King Has Invaded America
Oh, great, more Commie coffee infiltrating our sacred land! Luckin Coffee, the Chinese knock-off that somehow “beat” Starbucks in China…
Warren Buffett Dumps $6B Worth of Berkshire Stocks Like They’re Hot Garbage
Oh, look, Saint Warren is at it again! Giving away billions like it’s Monopoly money. Of course, it’s all going…