NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…
Month: June 2025
OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…
Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
**Yeehaw!** 🤠 Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…
Peakaboo! This Climbing Game Climbed to 1 Million Copies Sold in Just Six Days!
OMG! Another indie game thinks it’s all that? 🙄 A Steam co-op climbing game called Peak – because originality is…
Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…
NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…