Month: June 2025
Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…
Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…
American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…
Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…
10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…
Bryan Ferry and Amelia Barratt’s “Loose Talk”: More Like Loose Stool
Oh, joy! 🙄 Bryan Ferry And Amelia Barratt – Loose Talk (BMG). Apparently, Bryan’s still alive. Who knew? So, Ferry’s first album…
Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…
Fortnite Blitz Royale: 2025’s Lightning-Fast Fiasco Nobody Asked For
Alright, gamers, buckle up because Fortnite just dropped Blitz Royale, a game mode so fast, your grandma could probably win…