Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…
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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a…
Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…
Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…
‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…
Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…
I PREVAIL Dumps New Single ‘Into Hell’ (Probably Where Their Career’s Headed)
Michigan’s own musical geniuses, I PREVAIL, have graced us with another banger, “Into Hell,” courtesy of Fearless Records. 🙄 Yes,…
Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…
Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…
LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…