CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…
Month: June 2025
MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those purveyors of fine, aged cheese 🧀, are releasing yet ANOTHER compilation album, “From The Beginning”, on September…
Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…
Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! Trump’s giving Iran a whole TWO WEEKS to play nice after…
Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…
IAEA Chief States Iran’s Nuclear Report is So Last Season
Oh, CNN and Anderson Cooper, still pushing the narrative that Iran’s nuclear program is just a big misunderstanding! The IAEA…
FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…
Texan Republicans Tip Off State Department That Austin Has Nuclear Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the Trump administration, Texas Republicans tipped off the State Department about the city…
Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Prepare to Button-Mash Your Way to Superheroic Bliss
Okay, so Marvel, right? They’ve apparently been doing the whole “punch dudes in the face” thing for ages. Who knew?…
OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)
Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they…