Pragmata Preview: Still Alive, Still Kinda Good, Cope
Okay, so Pragmata, the game we all forgot existed after its 2020 announcement, dared to show its face at Summer…
Month: June 2025
Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard
Another day, another attack by our great President Trump on the Deep State’s puppet, Jerome Powell! This so-called “Federal Reserve…
Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…
Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…
METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…
India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re drooling over India stealing jobs from China because of Trump’s trade…
Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
OMG! 😱 Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? 🤣 Prepare for…
Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! 🏆 You know,…
Man Returning From Near-Death Experience Recalls Angels Making Him Sign NDA
Read MoreThe OnionHOUSTON—Recounting the deeply spiritual event as one that was life-changing but contractually difficult to articulate, area man Kyle…
Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors
Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some…