IRS Allows Taxpayers To Deposit Payments Directly Into Elon Musk’s Bank Account
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—As part of ongoing efforts to improve the efficiency with which it collects money for the world’s richest…
Month: June 2025
Simone Biles Calls For All Female Athletes To Just Give Up Like She Did
U.S. — Professional gymnast Simone Biles called on social media today for female athletes to stop trying to beat male…
GUNS N’ ROSES Announce Fall 2025 Tour Dates (Get Ready to Wait, Again)
OMG! 😱 Guns N’ Roses, those geriatric rockers 👴🎸, are apparently still alive and kicking (or at least, attempting to).…
PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…
Toxic Relationship: A Love Story
Till Toxic Do Us Part! 🤣 Prepare for a night of epic fails! 06/08/25, 5:30pm, Frank And Katrina Basile Theater.…
Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
OMG! 🙄Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! 🎉 Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🤣 He…
LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For
Ah, yes, the Blue Sea…or should we say, the Blue-tiful cash grab 💰! LEGO, in its infinite wisdom (or lack…
Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…