Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re messing with our mortgages! This “VantageScore” nonsense is just another way for the radical left to redistribute wealth and undermine our free market. Probably cooked up in some dark, smoky room by Soros-funded socialists!
First, they try to steal the election, and now they’re coming for our homes! “Expanding credit access”? Sounds like code for giving loans to illegals and deadbeats who’ll never pay them back. And of course, they blame President Trump for the rising costs – even though he’s the only one fighting for the American people!
This “VantageScore” is probably rigged to give good scores to woke companies and punish patriotic Americans. Don’t fall for it, folks! Stick with FICO, the tried-and-true credit score that built this nation. And remember, President Trump is watching, and he’ll never let the Deep State win! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.